It Appears My Hypocracy Knows No Bounds

That's right, I'm a hypocrite.  For I have done something I swore I would never do: I joined the NEA.

I assure you it was not by choice.  Nay.  I was required to do so in order to do my student teaching this coming spring.  I know you're all disappointed in me.  I feel legitimately dirty inside.  I'm going to need to drink a whole 24 pack of PBR just to prove I'm still a good American after this.